Hardcore Henry Review

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Before I get to the Movie review I want to let you all know that Hardcore henry first started out as an Indi gogo and a Music video that came out back in 2013 it was Directed by one of the band members from Biting Elbows I’m going to post a video link for the Music video Enjoy.

 

“Don’t worry people I check the Dog wasn’t really hurt at all” 

Hardcore I don;t give a fuck Henry.. WOOW, it’s crazy it’s like they took a 16-year-old teenager who has martial arts training and put him through some MK Ultra brainwashing then gave him Speed , Cocaine & Molly and set him lose on a relentless Bloody & Savage rampage to go his Wife back those of us who truly been in love would have done the same thing. what is very interesting about Hardcore Henry is that the movie is done in first person like a video game with the use of a Go-Pro camera how many much you want ot bet that sale has gone up for Gopro lol.?
About the Movie I feel like this is done mostly for young teens who just want to see all action who doesn’t care about a story if you’re looking for a story they through that right out of the window and only used like 3 pages of a script, Hardcore henry is a stupid but a well made Gimmick and the movie knows it, however since the movie is fast paste it doesn’t really give you a chance to think how stupid it is cuz your already in the next scene yelling “OH shit Did he just do that?” Henry goes through this Insane action game type of thing like batman or Assassins creed in order to fight this Albino Ashey skinned Euro trash dead hair looking X-men Mutant who is who is deranged himself his main Purpose his to be able to take over the U,K and the U.s there is no real mentions on how other than he needs henry for it, other than that Everything and everyone is just their Girls their to look Sex and show Tits, men are there to be killed Buildings, Cars & windows are there to be destroyed with so much destruction going on at one point I thought I was watching transformers or the Hulk Everything was so placed together like Tetris blocks,
The only thing that gives us a bit of a story is a character named Jimmy Who seems to have 99 1ups in this movie and is always responding in strange locations and always looking different he is their to help henry and even though henry is the main focus of the movie Jimmy made the movie for me with his funny antics and English Accent every time Jimmy spoke I keep picture Jason Statum in this movie , the movie keeps you think how the hell he keeps coming back he is the only person in the movie who is flushed out and has any character development to him,
There are some tricks to the action scenes in the movie but it was mostly filmed with a GoPro camera so I have to give it some props for being something new and innovated I asked a dude about he told me that the first person mode should stay in video games, and a girl told me he felt like she should have brought her Xbox one controller, this movie will make you ask 500 questions and by the end only answer 450 of them and i did have 3 major problems 1 was the passing it was so fast and so extreme you never had time to get over it in order to prepare for the next part, 2 I HATE THE SHAKY CAM I am a person who gets motion sickness so I feel when henry was fighting I was about to lose my lunch and it made me dizzy which can take a person out from having fun watching the movie, They Never Explain why the main bad guy can do what he does? I was happy to see a different Scenery cuz it’s filmed in Russia most movies are film either New york, L.A or midwest, the best line was                           “You’re half cyborg Half Pussy”
Now Normally I would give something like this a Matinee but you should check it out as a full prices just because it is a new type of filming and cuz the last fight had combo kills I was expecting to break my high score , lol this movie needs to be watch twice cuz with all the fast paste things you will miss stuff, for those of you who saw this movie? How Kick ass would it be in 3D or in Oculus Rift?

Megaman Rip off Collection

mega-man-legacy-collection-listing-thumb-01-ps4-us-1aug15 As much as I love megaman Writing this Review is going to hurt me Capcom has manage to piss me and other hardcore Megaman fans off and disappoint us with this poor excuse for a collection a colelction is suppsoe to have the complete series and this does not,  Mega Man was released in 1987 by Capcom  A man Named Dr. Light has created a Robot called Megaman to saved the world from an Evil mad Scientist Dr. Wily who has taken control of other robots called the robot master each with their own special powers under Wily’s Influences these Robot masters craved the Destruction of human kind & the take over of the world, while in battle Megaman will defeat the bad guys and take their powers in order to fight an other robot each Robot master has a weakness to a specific power. the Megaman has grown in popularity and has gown in to a major franchises with multiply different series that man people have enjoyed for years until capcom cancelled the Blue Bomber back in 2009 .

Cashcam A.K.A Capcom released this so called Megaman Legacy collection for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Windows witch his down right very disappointing and complete bull shit the Original Megaman series has 10 games but this collection only brings 6 games yes it has an HD Graphic upgrades which is good but they also added  The player can also practice battles against each boss. An expansive challenge mode with replays and leader boards. and a expansive art gallery to complete. now what is wrong with this it is not a collection it is false adverting on capcom’s part  no one really need a practice battle or leader board or replays for this game this brought a lot of anger and hate with a lot of the gammers that i know and speak to we all agree that the Play station 2 Megaman Anniversary collection is a lot better it had all 8 Megaman games that was out at the time and imported 2 extra games that never game out in the use that was a better collection you can’t tell me that with these new gaming consoles that capcom could not remake the ps 2 version add in the other 6 games keep the leader board and art gallery and do the Hd Grapphics now that is what a collection should be like I bet that people would have paid full gaming price for it and a art book, Capcom you keep fucking up,

ps2_433 so people write to capcom by mail and social media and demand for a real collection and have them take back the legacy one until they make one with all the games  remember if it wasnt for us they would not make  money at all  so have the right to demand what we want out of them and how we spend of money that this is true for any company with out us they wouldn’t make shit .

 

 

Reviews

reviews Hey Guys how are you doing.. I’m doing great haven’t been able to write much cuz i been working on my business I just ran in to some old friends a few days ago who were asking me if i plan on writing movie & video review again At first i told them I do not know and that im done with writing those in the past before  I joined WordPress I would write on Hubpages which is a real nice platform to write on especially with their money wining contest however I was tired and upset about always receiving Emails about Uptight Stick in the ass people complaints about my language and me cursing during the reviews and putting something they like down  and for not being professional even after i have stated i am not a professional.

After a why I decided to leave that plat form and said fuck it I’ll write about other things so i came to Word press so I want to say this before anyone gets a stupid idea on how every writer should be Like I will use what ever fucking worlds or statement I see fit at the time All my review will have reason why i hate A Movie, Game, Business, Tv show, Music, Technology or any other thing  i will write about if it offends you then do not read it, and last and most importantly I do not plan on writing a re view for ever single thing cuz i do not have that type of time,

So now that i have said my peace I hope to see and hear what you guys think .